Carl Loves Mustard Project

2006-06-03T19:57:00.000-07:00

Mustard lick

Hey to all you Mustard Fans!

I found a guy that really likes mustard..tell me what you think of this one. ;-)

We Found Your Hiding Place -- We Asked You Nicely

2006-04-15T23:05:00.000-07:00

It seems that the kid from Denmark calling himself "Gizmo" is up to his insane behaviour yet once again.

Remember to add Mustardline to your Gizmo Project Contact List -- NO 1222 prefix....just add Mustardline and it will show up in your list like the partyline does.

If you have visited the Partyline lately, you have most likely been victim to this kids antics of disruptive and crude remarks.

"Gizmo's" song of choice that he plays on a continous loop for several hours on end is "I found a hiding place."

Well guess what "Gizmo" -- Carl has found your hiding place and he asking his friend Jason of the Gizmo Project for assistance in permantley banning you:

01:52 : Carl Mustard: Jason....hope you ared oing well....we have a repeating MAJOR problem kid on the Partyline....
01:52 : Carl Mustard: *doing
01:53 : Carl Mustard: his username is Gizm_Holm
01:54 : Carl Mustard: is there anyway to remove him from the server.....I have a partial IP addy from him visiting the Mustard Blog
01:55 : Carl Mustard: it is IP Address 83.92.187.# (TDC BB-ADSL users)
01:56 : Carl Mustard: thank you....he is playing the most annoying song on continous loop -- non-stop
01:56 : Carl Mustard: ty
01:57 : Carl Mustard: Happy Easter.....Mustard goes good in egg salad

Alternative Partyline -- Add Mustardline To Gizmo Project Contact List

2006-04-14T17:56:00.000-07:00

Come and get your voice heard by the world.

New common room to hang out Gizmo Project now available.

No need to add 1222 prefix any longer. Gizmo Project has created an exclusive room for the Mustard Show.

Add Mustardline to your contact list and meet others when the Partyline becomes less than desired.

Most popular times to meet others for good clean conversation and some laughs is in the afternoons after 3pm EST and throughout the evenings.

Hear you there! ;-)

Easter Bunny Trying To Get Online To Hear Mustard Show

2006-04-14T10:27:00.000-07:00

Well, the Easter Bunny is trying to get online to visit the Mustard Show. It seems he is having some troubles getting his mouse to work properly.

Check out this video of his experiences~

http://www.toilette-humor.com/NewMouse.html

Harvard Visits The Mustard Show

2006-04-13T15:01:00.000-07:00

Not sure what the boys at Harvard are doing visiting the Mustard Show, but if you hear of new studies about mustard coming out of Harvard -- you now know one of their sources of information gathering. :-0

Domain Name harvard.edu ? (Educational)
IP Address xxx.xxx.xxx.# (Harvard University)
ISP Harvard University
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : Massachusetts
City : Cambridge
Lat/Long : 42.3804, -71.1329 (Map)

Sick Feller Ask Carl Some Tough Questions

2006-04-12T17:04:00.000-07:00

Play Here-->

Gizmo (The Human) Vows To Stop Being Annoying & Offensive

2006-03-28T17:32:00.000-08:00

There is a kid that says his name is "Gizmo" who talks very vulgar on the Gizmo VoIP Partyline, from time to time.

Scot from NY finally had a sit-down interview and got "Gizmo" to commit to stop being so annoying and offensive to others on Gizmo Partyline.

Don't stop eating your mustard or hold your breathe ladies and gentlemen......

Upcoming Shows -- Check Back This Weekend

2006-02-23T18:34:00.000-08:00

UPDATE: We will attempt to have a podcast at 10pm EST and another at 11pm EST - Sunday evening of February 26th. Email or IM Carl for the room number -- Carl's Gizmo ID is: carllovesmustard and/or you can call him directly by clicking on "Call Me" button on right hand index of this blog.

We will be having some scheduled podcast this weekend.

Check back here starting Friday -- February 24th in the evening after 6:00pm EST -- for show times and instructions to participate on the show.

You can also email Carl directly at with any suggestions and/or show topics: carllovesmustard@yahoo.com

We invite all to come out and join us and look forward to getting to know you all better while having some fun times on Gizmo.

Please refrain from swearing and using any language that is not appropriate for childrens ears -- ugh huh.

Premier of Mr Dull Raferdee -- Prize Hound Dawg Breeder

2006-02-16T20:45:00.000-08:00

We had a special guest drop by the Mustard Line (1222mustard) on Gizmo and speak with us a bit about his champion hound dawgs that he raises.

Listen Here -->>

We look forward to hearing more from Mr Raferdee, from Alabama -- ugh huh.

Carl's Producer Gets Ambushed By Pakistanian While Searching For Customer Service

2006-02-06T01:19:00.000-08:00

Listen Here-->>

Interview With Jermey Jenkins

2006-01-28T23:10:00.000-08:00

Click PLAY button on Mustard Bar below to hear LIVE unscripted interview with someone claiming to be the REAL originator of the ficticious character -- Jeremy Jenkins.

PLAY-->>

Hosted by: Carl
Production by: Blue Cat Entertainment/Chris Dautrey

Mustard Elixer -- Guranteed To Cure What Elze Ya.......

2006-01-27T21:01:00.000-08:00

Thanks to a new cast member of the Mustard Show -- Andy Melton submitted an awesome Mustard concoction for the crew -- when they get feeling a little yellow.

Movie Premiers HERE

International Royalty Visits Carl

2006-01-27T01:37:00.000-08:00

Some of Carl's International Royal Guest stopped by and visted for a while.

Listen Here-->>

1st Mustard Show Podcast -- You Are Invited To Be Part of History

2006-01-25T06:52:00.000-08:00

Hello to all you Mustard Fans!

Carl will be hosting the first LIVE Carl Loves Mustard Podcast TONIGHT at 10pm EST on the Gizmo Project.

Everyone is invited to join in on the fun and entertainment.

To attend, you will need to send Carl an email at carllovesmustard@yahoo.com -- to get the confidential podcast call information.

This will be a recorded podcast and you do need to be 18 years or older to participate in this historical event. This podcast is listed in iTunes directory and will be syndicated across the globe.

Again, we invite you all to attend, but please refrain from swearing and anything you think may be heard as offensive by our audience.

Please show up in character if you have used one on prior recordings.

Hope to hear ya there -- and bring some mustard -- ugh huh!

"QueenTina" Debutes in Southern Delicacies -- Ground Hawg With Mustard

2006-01-19T21:07:00.000-08:00

In this show we discuss southern delicacies such as fried chicken, rabbit, squirrel, and even some ground-hawg splashed with some good ole mustard ugh huh~

CLICK HERE: -->>

Production by: Blue Cat Entertainment/Chris Dautrey

Napa Valley Mustard Festival

2006-01-19T18:48:00.000-08:00

Go to this link for email updates:

http://www.mustardfestival.org/

January 28 through April 1, 2006

Celebrate the food, wine, art, and the rich, unique agricultural and cultural bounty of the Napa Valley!

The Mustard Season offers a full palette of food, wine, art, entertainment, and cultural activities staged throughout the world-famous grape growing region when fields, vineyards, and hillsides are vibrant with wild mustard in bloom.

Banner Submitted By -- Listener On Mustard Show

2006-01-19T18:38:00.000-08:00

LINK: Click link to see flash version: http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/2121/clmsig7fw.gif

Carl Ready To Stand On His Two On Feet

2006-01-16T21:29:00.000-08:00

I am not sure what Carl is up to -- but he sent this to me and said it was time for people to stand on their own two feet.

Walk to get mustard if you need to.

ugh huh~

Merdale Has Headphones Around Her Ankles

2006-01-16T20:38:00.000-08:00

Merdale has somehow gotten twisted up in her headphone wires and is now tangledup trying to get help from the Carl Loves Mustard Cast and Crew on the Gizmo Project.

Everything Must Start With a Dream -- even -- The Carl Loves Mustard Project

2006-01-16T20:24:00.000-08:00

Submitted by: Arrowhead on Gizmo Project

Queenie Sings LIVE

2006-01-16T20:14:00.000-08:00

Queenie Sings LIVE for the cast and crew of the Carl Loves Mustard Show On Gizmo Project -- Thank you Queenie -- That was beautiful

The Condiment Packet Museum

2006-01-16T18:05:00.000-08:00

Check out the worlds largest Mustard Packet collection.

LINK: http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/mustard.html

Submitted By: Chris S. From Gizmo Project

Carl's Mustard Dog -- Cowboy

2006-01-15T13:14:00.000-08:00

Photo found by Jessica -- located here: http://www.dachshundtreasures.com/picsmid/11301005.jpg

Weekend Mustard Variety Show Schedule

2006-01-14T14:39:00.000-08:00

Come one -- come all -- to the world famous Mustard Variety Show and meet Carl and some of the cast members appearing on this blog -- LIVE.

Who: Everyone is invited that wants to meet others online from around the world. (You must download the Gizmo Project oftware for free on this blog.)

Where: Gizmo Project -- Mustard Line -- call Carl on Gizmo for the number or email him at mailto:carllovesmustard@yahoo.com .

When: On the top of every EST hour up till 12am est Saturday January 14th, 2006.

Why: Entertainment, networking, and fun times (Please refrain from playing sound boards and using any fulger language. We have young viewers/listeners of the show and besides it just isn't nice to talk that way. It offends some of the mustard show fans, including Carl.)

Hear ya there -- ugh huh~

Tryouts For The Mustard Project Show -- Talent Scouts Are Starving

2006-01-14T12:07:00.000-08:00

Duration:1 minute, 36 seconds
Date Last Updated:Tue 14 Jan 2006 03:05 PM EST

Meet One of Carl's Favorite Radio Personalities

2006-01-14T11:38:00.000-08:00

Roy D. Mercer is one of Carl's favorite radio personalities, and he thought you may like this clip.

Maybe Carl can meet up with Roy some day, anyone have his number?

If we had to bet -- we would put our money on it -- that Roy D. Mercer enjoys mustard too -- ugh huh.

Carl's Failed Attempts To Teach English

2006-01-14T11:30:00.000-08:00

The Word Is Out -- Underground Street Dealers Now Dealing Mustard

2006-01-13T13:28:00.000-08:00

Personalized Voicemail Greeting -- Limited Time

2006-01-11T20:35:00.001-08:00

If you want to record a personalized voicemail greeting like Carl has, then you can.

However, there are only 143 remaining -- first come -- first serve.

Simply login to http://members.gizmoproject.com.

Then paste this URL into your web browser:
https://members.gizmoproject.com/gizmo/app?class=MySip;proc=betaGroup

Tell em Carl sent ya! ;-)

Ugh huh~

UPDATE THIS JUST IN: Here is an email Carl received from the Gizmo Project Team.

Carl:

We just wanted to let you know that the Gizmo Project team also loves Mustard!

Although to be honest, our food expert (Jasmine, wearing the pink collar) is slightly afraid of mustard.

Carl sends his thanks Fellars -- ugh huh!

Mustard Project Hits Gizmo's Founders Radar

2006-01-11T09:22:00.000-08:00

Carl received a request to add one of the founders of The Gizmo Project to his Gizmo phone book yesterday.

He then spoke with one of the founders of the Gizmo Project on IM. Carl was informed the founders were listening to some of the shows on this blog.

The gentleman seemed to be both impressed and somewhat intrigued by the Carl Loves Mustard Project. [can't understand why?] He commented to Carl that using this blog with GP, was the most unique way he has seen someone using the Gizmo Project.

We are incorporating the Gizmo Project and blogging together to create a loyal following very quickly.

We are having a good time and networking with people from around the world. We sure have came a long way since tin cans and a piece of string.

Thanks go out to the founders of the Gizmo Project, if you guys are reading and listening to this. Maybe Carl can interview you about the Gizmo Project sometime and post the interview to the blog -- ugh huh. ;-)

Eggplant Lady Gets News That Eggplant Master -- Is Single

2006-01-10T16:27:00.000-08:00

Carls State of The Mustard Address -- Listen First

2006-01-10T09:34:00.000-08:00

Eat More Mustard -- ugh huh!

New Audio Clips Now On The Carl Loves Mustard Blog

2006-01-10T08:20:00.000-08:00

Carl's blog now has audio clips from his weekend adventures over on the Gizmo Project Partyline.

Carl has recorded some clips with some of his newfound friends and has started posting them to this blog.

How to Listen: To listen to the Carl Loves Mustard Shows -- scroll down through the posts and look for entries with the mustard bar -- then kick back, put mustard on your favorite food, hit play --- and enjoy the audio clips.

Future Developments: We will be adding fades, sound mixes, and other features to the clips we archive to eventually make better quality shows. Our hoal is to make the Carl Loves Mustard Show more professional as we grow into a podcast and global syndicated Internet radio show.

Thanks: We appreciate the contributions of those who have helped launch the show and look forward to getting to know you all better.

Tips: Shows sound best when listened to with some tadders with some mustard-- ugh huh!

Lets us know what you think of the audio clips so far, by leaving a comment.

Introducing Mr.Thurlow Beaver from Arkansaw

2006-01-10T03:12:00.000-08:00

Host: Carl

Cast: Mr Tomato, Eggplant Master, Mr Ed, Dracula and a special
appearance by Thurlow Beaver -- from Arkansaw.

Topics: We try and introduce Mr Beaver to Acai, MoanVie, Spinach, ORAC
values, Blockbuster Video, Netflix among other things.

We also discuss fried green to-matters, abandoment issues along with
movie reviews, and much, much more.

Until we get the editing machine up and running, Carl apologizes for
saying sh_t. I shouldn't talk like that. :-0

Eggplant Masters Devoted Fan

2006-01-09T16:15:00.000-08:00

Partyline Down Go To 1222mustard

2006-01-09T14:53:00.000-08:00

The partyline seems to be having technical difficulties.

Join Carl in the Mustard Room. He will make appearances on the top of each hour EST.

The phone number you enter into the box in between the telephone and the green receiver button is: 1222mustard

ugh huh!

Caller Question Please Assist

2006-01-09T13:03:00.000-08:00

Can the iRiver h340 mp3 player be used with stereo microphones, to produce stero recordings?

Please leave answer by clicking on comment link -- under this post.

Thanx,

Carl~

Museum Of Mustard

2006-01-09T10:24:00.000-08:00

Photo from:www.cs.wisc.edu/ ~eskaug/joy/mustard.html

Carl's Cousin Cleatus -- He Loves Mustard

2006-01-09T09:59:00.000-08:00

Photo: http://www.boogsoftball.com/images/Chuckles.JPG

Welcome Texas Computer Club

2006-01-09T09:27:00.000-08:00

The Carl Loves Mustard Show would like to give a speacial warm welcome to the show.

We wish you all well and hope to get to know you all better here on the show.

We are building both a entertaining and educational radio show that will be archived here very soon. We hope to interview some of you on the show. We interview anyone about anything -- as long as it is rated PG - kid friendly.

Welcome, and please don't forget to eat more mustard -- ugh uh.

Carl~

French's Mustard Ain't From France

2006-01-07T21:04:00.000-08:00

Submitted By: Mr Arrowhead

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:

"We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France.""There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY.""The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".

ugh huh!

Contacting Carl LIVE

2006-01-07T17:51:00.000-08:00

You can now speak LIVE with Carl -- made possible by the GIZMO PROJECT (http://www.gizmoproject.com/ -- FREE softphone software.)

After you have downloaded Gizmo Project software --

Option 1) Add carllovesmustard into your phone book-- contacts page.

Option 2) Easier than that -- just click on the "Call Carl LIVE" link in the index here on the right side index (top of index).

Newbies -- just type the "carllovesmustard" into the white text box in-between the little telephone icon and the GREEN calling button.

Carl looks forward to your call~

Show Schedule

2006-01-07T14:43:00.000-08:00

We will be meeting LIVE for another awesome of addition of human beings behaving strangley on the Gizmo Project Partyline.

We will meet at 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, and 11pm EST at the top of the hour.

We recorded the 2nd Carl Loves Mustard Show today LIVE.

See comments at bottom of all posts to meet cast members of the show--

Leave comment with your character name and your passion --

Be on one of the famous shows --

I need some mustard....ugh huh!

Welcome To The Carl Loves Mustard Blog

2006-01-06T00:26:00.000-08:00

Update:

My debute appearances on the Gizmo Project have been a great success. I have received over 50 fan comments. Thank you all for leaving a comment and showing interest in the Mustard Project.

I would like to thank the "Webmaster" for his quarter he left me in the comments, although I was unable to cash it in for any mustard. :-/

I need some more mustard, so I will be back soon....

Carl~